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Things Programmers say...
Even though it does not work, how does it feel?
There must be a virus in the application software.
Somebody must have changed my code.
It works, but it's not been tested.
It's already there, but it has not been tested.
Didn't I fix it already?
THIS can't do THAT.
I can't test everything!
It's just some unlucky coincidence.
It will be done in no time at all.
Of course, I just have to do these small fixes.
I'm almost ready.
Oh, it's just a feature.
You must have the wrong executable.
Yes yes, it will be ready in time.
I have not touched that module!
There is something wrong in your test data.
The user has made an error again.
Has the operating system been updated?
The machine seems to be broken.
How is this possible?
Well, the program needs some fixing.
It did work yesterday.
I've never heard about that.
Strange...
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