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Downside to the Y2K Problem
Mel Brooks's "2,000-year-old-man" skit stops being funny... Oops, too late.
IRS demands a hundred years of interest from stunned taxpayers.
"99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" song gets stuck in infinite loop.
At the stroke of midnight, Windows 99 turns back into DOS 1.0, the Pentium V turns back into an 8088, and the Handsome User is left holding a beautiful glass mouse.
All Movie Databases now lists "1901: A Space Odyssey"
Residents of Indiana have to figure out if they're off by 999 years, 364 days and 23 hours, or 1000 years and one hour.
Bob Dole's age is erroneously listed with only 2 digits.
Sales of Coca Cola jump drastically after original cocaine-laden formula becomes legal again.
Microsoft declares the year 1900 to be the new standard of the "Gatesian" calendar.
Unexpected demand for COBOL programmers results in severe under-staffing of fast-food restaurants.
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