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Rules by Women
1. The woman always makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No man can possibly know all the rules.
4. If the woman suspects the man knows too many rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. The woman is never wrong.
6. If the woman is wrong, it is a direct result of something the man did or said wrong.
7. If rule #6 applies, the man must immediately apologize.
8. The woman can change her mind at any time.
9. The man may never change his mind without express written consent from the woman.
10. The woman has every right to become angry or upset at any time.
11. The man must remain calm at all times, unless the woman wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The woman must, under no circumstances, let the man know if she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. If the woman has PMS, all rules are null and void.
14. If two women disagree about a rule, they are both right.
15. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.
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