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Male Stages of Life
AGE and DRINK
17 - Beer
25 - Vodka
35 - Scotch
48 - Double Scotch
66 - Mylanta
AGE and SEDUCTION LINE
17 - My parents are away for the weekend.
25 - My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
35 - My fiancee is away for the weekend.
48 - My wife is away for the weekend.
66 - My wife is dead.
AGE and FAVORITE SPORT
17 - sex
25 - sex
35 - sex
48 - channel surfing
66 - napping
AGE and DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
17 - "tongue"
25 - "breakfast"
35 - "She didn't set back my therapy."
48 - "I didn't have to meet her kids."
66 - "Got home alive."
AGE and FAVORITE FANTASY
17 - a winning goal after the siren
25 - sex in an airplane
35 - menage a trois
48 - taking over the company
66 - Swiss maid/Nazi love slave
AGE and WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
17 - 25
25 - 35
35 - 48
48 - 66
66 - 17
AGE and IDEAL DATE
17 - Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in
25 - "Split the check before we go back to my place."
35 - "Just come over."
48 - "Just come over and cook."
66 - Sex in the company jet on the way to Las Vegas.
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