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Male/Female Definitions
MD = Male definition
FD = Female definition
Wants and Needs:
(FD) The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship.
(MD) Food, sex, and beer!
Communication:
(FD) The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
(MD) Jotting a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys!
Butt:
(FD) The body part that all clothing manufacturers makes "looks bigger".
(MD) The part meant for mooning and farting!
Commitment:
(FD) A desire to get married and raise a family.
(MD) Avoiding the urge to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend!
Entertainment:
(FD) A good movie, concert, play or book.
(MD) Anything with one ball, two fields, or three stooges!
Flatulence
(FD) An embarrassing byproduct of digestion.
(MD) An endless source of entertainment, self-expression & male bonding!
Lesbian:
(FD) A woman who makes love to other women.
(MD) A woman who has sex with other women so men can get aroused!
Making Love:
(FD) The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
(MD) What men have to call "boinking" to get women to "boink"!
Remote Control:
(FD) A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
(MD) A device for scanning through all 99 channels every two minutes!
Taste:
(FD) Something you do to whatever you're cooking, to make sure it's good.
(MD) Something you do to food you think has gone bad, prior to tossing it out!
Thingy:
(FD) Any part under a car's hood.
(MD) The strap fastener on a woman's bra!
Vulnerable:
(FD) Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
(MD) Playing ball without a cup!
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